Showing posts with label dark side of gardening. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dark side of gardening. Show all posts

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Grumpy Gardening

Garden Club.
The first rule of garden club, is you don't talk about garden club.
Right?
At least about the utter failures of the garden.

Well, kick me out. It is all I have.

Maybe it was that I suffered from the loss of Fred just days before planting the garden.

The distraction of planting during this time was about the only good thing the garden gave me this year.

Other than tons of cherry tomatoes and experience in disappointment.


It started with aphids. Aphids on my kale, aphids on my collards, aphids in my broccoli and aphids on my cabbage.
Next up my 2 plantings of snap peas all became ripe on the same weekend and I barely managed to harvest any of them before they tasted terrible.
With so many snap peas they shaded out my first planting of green beans.
2nd batch of green beans did alright, but the 2nd batch of snap peas didn't grow....

I planted more than twice as much this year and harvested less.
I am sorry to say I am quite familiar with the produce department this year.

Hard to imagine something so pretty causing so much misery.


These garden gnomes just sat back and laughed. They were supposed to be helping!

I got a lot of lettuce, a few peppers and a few zucchinis. My pumpkins didn't make it.

Final harvest of the peppers
And carrots! Oh my--what am I going to do with 10lbs of carrots?

The carrots did amazing. I over planted...failed to thin enough and ignored them til late November!

This is why you thin your carrots. But you only need to thin them if you didn't sow them 1 inch apart   (then find that 5 went in each hole and you couldn't see where the seeds were anymore so sprinkled them all over!)

Unless of course you like oddly formed carrots--they taste no different!

Fun fact: Travis did not know carrots came in other colors than orange til he was 35yrs old.



So you can see why I didn't post a lot on the garden this year.

I guess try, try again. I learned something...
I will definitely be planting a smaller garden next year!
And potatoes! Plants that like good soil and neglect I seem to do well with.


Here is what it looks like now:

Bliss! No work to be done for several months! Hoping to keep the patio table semi weather free.

Oh wait--the asparagus, since I didn't expect to eat any this year it is doing great!!
Now it is time to chop it down and protect the bed for winter. I hope to enjoy some asparagus next year!
I have stumped every single visitor to Castle Debauchery with asparagus growing. No one has ever seen it before.
It is not the most beautiful crop when it turns to ferns, but it sure is interesting.






Look at this! Know what that means?


We are done sifting!!!

No more dirt, no more stones and the pile killed all the weeds underneath :)


Here is the dirt in Travis' garden, levelling it out and growing more grass!





Another sad subject: Ground cover!

This patch here is Elfin Thyme. Slow growing but very steppable. They came back this year and spread quite a lot.


And here is the little star creeper.....
Can't see it?

Exactly.

After planting it last year the snails became fond of it in February...
So I replanted early spring....
And then again early summer once we finished the patio(well almost!)
And then it mostly died back in the heat, because living upstairs(a plus!) we didn't remember to water our patio( a minus!) every hot day.
A small bit is growing in now in the fall--so we will see how that goes.

Travis gave me permission to spend 2x as much to get this planted successfully in 2012.
I think I will give the Elfin thyme more of a thought then. Even though it is slow growing and pretty ugly come January--at least it doesn't disappear in the night!

This is the Lavender plants I bought last September for my wisdom tooth extraction.
When I got around to planting them, they were sooo root bound, I vowed not to buy cheap plants any more(a lie). But once they got in the ground, they have doubled in size!! This isn't there final resting place, but I haven't figured out where I want them yet.


I also never got around to exacting a plan for the upper moat/garden of weedin. I did managed to weed, remove the weedy soil, fill with nicer soil and a layer of newspaper to keep out weeds!
 But this a brave soldier just got a late start.
It is past the sunflowers time, but I managed to catch it in the sunlight.
Poor little guy.

A beautiful ending note for the garden of 2011

Now it is December and time to find a Christmas tree on Sunday!!

Let's just hope it snows a bit this year to make winter fun!


Monday, September 6, 2010

Scene of the crime

Do you think the garden is looking a little smaller?


Friday night, I came home and prepared for what I knew must be done.
I got all my supplies together...
Cold beverage-Check
Pruning sheers, tie tape-Check
Phone, Sunglasses, Book-Check.
Pumpkin-Not needed but festive nonetheless--Check!
Id been given instructions by my master gardener... to "take care" of the tomatoes.
I tied up the fallen branches, sweet talked the plants and broke a support post in the process. Then I got down to business.


A sad sad event- I had to remove the tops and blossoms that were going to hold back my tomatoes from ripening. Sacrifice the natural growth and a dozen tomatoes to get more light in for ripening.


I only had enough courage to trim about half the plants on Friday evening. When I came out Saturday to "finish the job" I found 1/2 of Black Tula laying on the ground. Weeping for her fallen brothers.
Apparently I clipped something that wasn't tied tight enough and she committed tomatocide.
A memorial for the fallen. Long live Tula!

After the thinning--they look like they are 4 weeks younger. I was afraid to go out this morning and find them all dead, but they are still standing.


But now- what do I see? Tomatoes for you and me! This is Early Girl.


And the most joyous occasion--my first brandy boy! If I get no other tomatoes to ripen, I would settle for 1 glorious Brandy Boy. Id prefer it to be bigger first (and right side up).



And there are more in the back row that I can see! This is Tulas other half. I can actually see the supports now.




And after all the drama, I was glad to see my favorite little wild flower standing at attention.

Total tomato harvest this year:
1 Black Seaman
1 Silvery firs
2 early Girls
12ish Sun golds
In 4 months!!! #@$#@!


In other news: We started sanding the stairs! I thought it would take about 4 days start to finish... but as a common occurrence in home ownership--it always takes at least twice as long as you expect. So patching and sanding take 2 will begin Tuesday.



And in silly news:
I stopped dinner to take 10 shots of a bug crawling in the bean harvest bowl. This is my favorite one.


Stay tuned for more ripe tomatoes!

Thursday, August 26, 2010

The dark side of gardening

You think Im talking about spiders and slugs and aphids and ugly little bugs that eat roots...





Nope.





Im talking about MOLD on my zuchinni leaves.



I have sprayed them with Zeem oil, once, half assed Im sure. You have to wait 24hrs to harvest after using it, so I never know when that will be, so I havent resprayed yet.










And how about how my tomatoes are all green and September is almost here?











Also, my sunflowers are still sun leaves and the rain is coming.

How will I ever revel in my 7yr old dream house? Im gonna have to plant them again next year.










And what about my nasturtium with no flowers?
















Its AUGUST 26TH!!!










I read recently how this is a year for the lesson of HOW tomatoes grow. Not how they ripen. Or what they taste like. Grow. I may not get to taste any this year.





And neither will you. After all the anticipation.


Its been great watching it all grow, but it breaks my heart. Takes some ooomph out of my excitement to do it all again next year. Twice as big.


The one shining light? Greens. Collards, chard and kale. Best thing yet.





Monday, May 17, 2010

And on day 54 they ruled the earth!

Another 10hrs in the garden.


If you will remember where we left off last week:


we had 100sqft of dirt, loose and ready to plant...

Sandy arrived at 9am to give me my first lesson. We got all this done in about 2 hrs.
Tomatos, snap peas and spinach are in! More details to come on another post.



Jess arrived! We prompty got her put to work! I never knew bribery of vegetables would really work.




Travis has done most of the hardwork to this point. We just stand around and look cute.
(just dont look at our feet)




At 7 we finished. Now we can plant the peppers zuchini squash and cucumbers!



Have I mentioned how many rocks are in the garden? Im surprised there is anyroom left for dirt. Ill post pics of those soon. Meanwhile--this is the biggest. I have claimed it for my pet rock... What should I name him?








All this was fueled by some Jalepeno popper dip(evil)



And some Chili! I made these during my domestic day Saturday. Pictures of actual chili never come out looking so good.


More pics to come, just need more rest first.